not the zombie apocalypse I’d imagined

ownership of land is a powerful thing

stock image of an idiot who stumbled upon an abandoned train house that is still haunted to this day, locals say that if you call out the name “Great Anglia” three times in the building the ghost train will appear and make you jump slightly

let’s breakdown the theory of land ownership to it’s parts

people eat, their food comes from the land, either as earth grown or produced in a lab

land is where almost everything that sustains our living form comes from, and the sun and stuff

even my existence in the first place comes from the land

to own land is to own the power over life controlling needs

how can someone not own land, it’d be too confusing

this is the same mind as other territorial beings

nationalism is so serious, it’s best kept as a joke and no more

satire is a necessary part of democracy, it allows peaceful opposition in all forms

got this piece when searching simply for satire in the free photo stock library, do you think it’s American, I think it’s American, it looks frivolous, carefree and stu… [for legal reasons I am unable to share anymore of this description as it may offend cancel culture’s supreme leader… woke out humans]

cancel culture is this thing invented by someone for the sole purpose of demeaning someone else’s opinion

dehumanising it

woke should mean awakening, woke is meaningless

woke from what, you think the nightmare’s f***ing over with yet

woke became a hate word

woke is no longer a hate word because it’s f***ing meaningless

for a being to be woke means they have fully awakened to all truth

if you’re still looking for it then you’re searching for the way to wake up

you’re awakening to the true nature of your reality

we’re not our bodies, we’re not our land, we’re not our minds

stock image of a mountain covered in snow, was trying to find a glacier but got bored looking, soz

some pass by like mountains dragged by an ice sheet

passing like a stone through a stream

stock image of a stormtrooper on their day off, standing by a river they just threw an explosive charge into just for shz’n’gigs

the wind in the trees

the clouds drifting through the clear blue sky

why such a rollercoaster of experiences

you’ve done them before and you’re still suffering

argue against me, please

double check my facts, question them

root out my motivation

why would anyone post such things

only stock image that returned for a search for spastic, sometimes I type highly inappropriate things into search engine to see what crazy comes back, in this instance the word spastic came back with sheep, go figure

no credit asked for

no credit given

credit cards are a strong enabler of capitalism, just sayin

debt makes money appear from nowhere

it’s dark magic, an ancient and sophisticated jinn

conversation with such a thing is difficult, it only talks to others that also control banks

banks are an old idea, keep what is valuable to you in the hands of someone who likes valuable things

stock image of an unknown person, even to themselves, holding up a child, perhaps they’re sightseeing and the child has just decided to go limp and not walk anymore, they do that

just a perspective, not the only one, just different

thieves like valuable things too

the desperate crave basic needs, food and shelter

if the desperate steal it’s because if they didn’t they’d die, it’s like war

if you’re in a war and encounter food do you wait for whoever owns the loaf on the ground

do you just take what your family needs

do what your family needs

stock image of a family, don’t know who they are, don’t even know if they’re related to each other, it looks wet

fight for your families needs, not your leaders

nationalism is a tool, made of tools

each one functions to suppress the people, comatose them while making them productive for the CEO of the UK

the board of directors of a country

who’re yours

your prime minister, president or supreme leader

their cabinet, party or governors

tools include thugs, mobs, activist saboteurs, spinners, fearmongers, youths hah

youths are the future, and you despair

who taught them, you did

who’s at fault, you

stock image of a dog, they’re either hungry or horny, don’t know, don’t want to know

our world, our future, our lives

take responsibility for who you put in charge, a little more socialist democratic thinking

a lot less capitalist, consumerism will only consume not sustain

sustain means giving back to the society that has given us the freedom to become so rich, so share

hard work is another one in the overlord’s arsenal

hard work is fine, but watch how much of your hard work is ending up in the pocket of the rich one at the top

socialism is not a political choice

stock image from search for socialist, hah, they’re peasants who play chess, is that right, Christmas on a bike, what… who… I have no words…

is any ism a political choice

if it is, maybe it shouldn’t

make money, it’s fine

people obviously think whatever you’re doing warrants great reward

just don’t get carried away with the taking, people might think you’re taking the pish

if I were Scottish I’d want away from the English too

stock image taken from a TARDIS porn site, I have cropped the naughty bits from the image as they were extremely graphic and physically arousing

the UK is over, good riddance, finally the world sighs a relief

so sad that a country that was respected for it’s perceived honour, tradition and respectable behaviour hah

ask the countries that think the monarchy shouldn’t be their head of state, what a semiotic bargain bucket

that’s what the monarch is leaving us with

didn’t have responsibility, so showed insufficient responsibility

just looking after the family again, like all of us

just not us too

so why am I paying 7p a year for something pointless

in 70 years I’d have enough for a low-end phone

perhaps I should unsubscribe from streaming services

maybe I could just give up on technology, return to a simpler existence

live on 100g of pasta per day and an apple on special occasions, like when I visit the local snake-oil salesman for a treatment for malnutrition

huddle in warm corners covered in sheep hair

drink tea, just not Chinese or Indian

f***************************************k

just find peace however you want, just leave me alone if yours involves hurting anyone

I’m not a good enemy, I’m an even worse friend

keep me close and I promise I will convert you or you’ll walk away bored

get violent and you’ll be seeing things at night you wished you didn’t

either way, don’t care

help or don’t do anything please

no one is trying to take your stuff

if they are they’re either thieves or desperate, pray they’re thieves

stock image of some spack-heads having a spack-attack round the back of Roland’s love-shack and Café Quicksnack

Anon, n.d., Anon, [imagined thought by the writer of a romance series based around a secret society of zombies that successfully infiltrate human society and fall in love with their food and each other], Anon: Anon

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